i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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