I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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