I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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