Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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