Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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