I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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