So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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