whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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