when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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