Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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