There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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