So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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