oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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