I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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