North Korea, Best Korea!
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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