Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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