Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
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Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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