Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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