belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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