For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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