Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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