I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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