Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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