there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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