SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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