Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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