Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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