he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
only you would photoshop your dick
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Vodka?
Forever.
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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