I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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