You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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