You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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