New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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