There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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