I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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