This girl is more easily done than said...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
That accounts for only three of the penises
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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