i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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