just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Too much gin, very little bucket
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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