went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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