the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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