I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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