Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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50% drunk capacity currently
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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