I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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