Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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They are going to name an STD after you.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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