everyone is single if you try hard enough
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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