just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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