Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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