For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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