Please, let me fuck your mom
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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