was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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