Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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